good night, went to great night, went to bad night, went to great night…..the never ending saga of my life and relationship.
im laughing so much a group of really loud boys sat down next to us in mcdonalds and one of them just picked up his burger and said to his friends “i bet i can put this whole thing in my mouth” and my mom turned to me and said “well we know who the gay one is” and they heard her and none of them have said a word since
wow i really like this song i think i’m gonna listen to it 1 maybe 60 more times
does anyone else find it awkward emailing teachers like are you supposed to say hey, or hi or use their name or say love from at the end?
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
I would sell any of my major organs and forfeit any chance of me ever being able to legally marry someone of the same sex if it meant never having to hear “Happy” by Pharrell Williams ever again
sounds like someone doesn’t feel like a room without a roof *claps*
hey whats that film where michael cera plays an awkward teenager
IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP YOU CAN JUST GO about your day because i respect your choices and you are a nice person.
how do people approach celebrities on the street like i can’t even approach a worker in a store when i need help
being attracted to matthew mahogany: my mind is telling me no but my body is telling me alright alright alright